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- All shirts are Unisex 

- Idea, planning, and illustration by me, Jeff / floppyprince@aol.com, at ClothingOnHumans in Orange County, California 

- Desaturated color for artistic design purposes

- GOTS Certified, fully traceable 100% organic cotton 

- Free of toxic "forever chemicals"

- Non-bleach Whitened 

- Made by 100% adults and 0% children

- Sewn in Los Angeles by Groceries Apparel

- DTG printing by T-Shirt Storm in California

- Low-cost-to-potentially-free shipping to the "Touching States Of America" via USPS in a 100% recycled box made by EcoEnclose in Colorado

- Directly supports this one-person business and the artists I collaborate with

- Stands up to the wasteful, conventional, fast-fashion clothing industry

 - Ready to ship now!


Whimsical Story – 

JJ The Gutter-Mouth Whale is a traveling standup comic. His material only contains two words, which are "Oooooooh Shit." He says what is now the two words he's known for because he's stuck in a small pool and has been for some time. Humans feed him, humans cart him from show to show. 


The Idea – 

I came up with JJ in High School around 1998. For over 20 years he's been a standup comic, been stuck in a pool, and said the same phrase. I used to draw him and turn him in to the teacher, Mr. Stanton, to get graded. JJ got laughs in the classroom and when I did the voice of what I imagined he sounded like I was amused as well. 

His design has changed a little bit and this is the first time I colored him. 


The Illustrator –


About The Shirt –

100% Organic Cotton Made By Groceries Apparel and in their words– We manufacture in our own Los Angeles, CA factory to ensure our standards are fully executed. Vertically-integrated, local, and traceable production maximizes quality, efficiency, and employee pay, and minimizes redundancy, waste and our carbon footprint.

DTG printing by T-Shirt Storm in Orange County with water-based inks.


The Shipping Box And What's In It – 

Packing supplies by EcoEnclose and all printing by greenerprinter. Packed by me, and shipped by USPS Priority.


Shipping Time –  

It is my goal to ship shirts as soon after they get ordered as I can, usually on the same day or the subsequent day.